the_SHeeP_of_Light's Xanga

the people I swear I'll meet someday....

Wed, 16 Aug 2006 14:30:02 GMT

Lets' see...
well, for starters, I'd hafta say...

Joel and Ethan Coen
Diana from Starkers
Nixon Suicide
Keanu Reeves
The Almighty Knox
FUCKIN' DAMON ALBURN!
Samuel L. Jackson
Ghandi
Jesus
The guy who invented breathe mints
Mr. Clean
Murdoc Niccals
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Hugh Hefner
Bob Hoskins
Bill Wozniak
Walt Disney
Tank Girl
Jhonen Vasquez
Edward Scissorhands(NOT Johnny Depp!)
...
Johnny Depp
Michael Scoffield
Nacho Libre
Miss October, 2003.
Dita Von Teese
Alice
Nathaniel Hawthorne
SHIGURU MIYAMOTO!!!

Sonic the Hedgehog
NACHO-DOG

House M.D.
Ron Jeremy
John K.
Lemon Demon
David De La Rocco
John Leguizamo
Willem Dafoe
SPAWN!
Johnny The "Wacky" Homicidal Maniac
Sickness
Kevin Smith
Denis Leary
Weird Al (of course...
Ricky Simmons
Tom Fulp
DCK!
Jeremy Irons
Donkey Kong
Ganondorf Dragmire
Dane Cook
Stanley Kubric
Shakira (before she went English...)
Lena Katina & Julia Volkova
Thomas Edison
Ellen Degenerous
Oprah Winfrey (Idunno...)
Princess Zelda
Jaleel White
Peter Griffin
Annebelle Suicide
SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Orsen Wells
The Charmed Sisters
King Henry VIII
Rogers & Hammerstein
John Mitchell Cameron
Judy Garland
Audrey Hepburn
The Verizon guy
Napoleon Dynamite
Bettie Page
Virginia Wolfe
Tom Stoppard
FUCKIN' BILLY CONNOLY!!!
Morgan Webb
FUCKIN' ADAM SESSLER!!!
...
FUCKIN' ADAM WEST!!!
Bubbles
Matt Groening (gray-ning)
The President of Crayola
Eric Cartman
The Queen of England
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Nancy Sinatra
ELECTRIC SIX!
Mel Gibson (Drunk...)
The Bartender from the Tapper games...
FUCKIN' ANNE HATHAWAY!!! (man she's a fox...)
Ulysses Everett McGill
The Great Gatsby
Madonna
Odette Suicide
Stephen Colbert
Mel Brooks
Woody Allen
Rabbit in the Moon
Devi (I HUNGER FOR ASS-MEATS, BITCH!)
That guy who said, "Miss Page, this is for the boys..."
Albert Wesker
SHMEEEEEEE!!!!!
Tom (that's right, the MySpace dude...)
Those two chicks who made "Proactive".
Jared Hess
Earl Hickey
Dante & Randall (Clerks...)
The Professor
The Dead or Alive Ladies... ^__-
My Future Kids...
The Great Fairy Queen
Yuji Naka
Bruce Willis
Xena: Warrior Princess
Captain Blue
Kojak
Homer J. Simpson
Papa Smurf and his bitch (Smurfette)
My Arch-Nemesis...
Miles Edgeworth
The IPOD shadow dancers...
The Brothers Chap
Sir Mixalot (-JUST TO PUNCH HIM IN THE NUTS!!! >__<)
The Woman of my dreams... -__- *sob*
Jenna Jameson
Elliot Smith
Hulk Hogan's mom
you...
Mrs. Doubtfire
The Monkey from MTV who shot lightning out of his ass!
Perry Mason
John Ritter (Bless his soul...)
Starla
Wesley Snipes (IN DRAG!!! ^__^)
Malice Suicide
The Dresden Dolls
Jill Valentine
Leisure Suit Larry
Steve Carrel
Frank Miller
Bob Clampett
Mr. Moviephone
Charlie Buckett (2005)
Blondie
Steven Seagall
FUCKIN' WILLIAM SHATNER!!!
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Snoopy
Snoopy as the Red Baron
An Eskimo
The Baldwin Brothers
Matt Damon (Matt Stone & Trey Parker Version)
Kevin Sawyer as Hercules
Tim Curry
Ren & Stimpy
The Ringling Brothers
Stephen Sondheim
Maria from West Side Story
Pedro
Dracula
Jack Skellington: The Pumpkin King
The Reggienator
The guy who came up with "FUCK".
Danny Elfman
John Waters
Peewee Herman
Peter Lorre
Morpheus
Cowboy Curtis
FUCKIN' CHUCK NORRIS!!!
DIVINE! (The filthiest person alive![..or dead])
Lewis Black
Eve (Genesis)
John Holmes
Shaft
Jeff Corwin
Dr. Frankenfurter
Reagen Suicide
Deep Roy
Hitler (just to say, "Man, You're fuckin' crazy!")
The guy who used to do the Slim Jim commercials
Rozencrantz & Guildenstern
Mr. Moneybags (The Monopoly Guy)
The Guy who thought of Tetris
Pyramid Head
Bela Lugosi
Pikachu!
Claire Redfield
Calvin & Hobbes
Saturu Iwata
Opie & Anthony
Craig McCracken
Boris Karloff
The President of Sony (-I WANT TO KICK HIM IN THE NUTS TOO!!!)
Jackie Chan
Rick Moranis
The Bastard who invented the wheel
Charro
Steve Irwin
Craig Ferguson
William Shakespeare
FUCKIN' JACK BLACK!!!
The Geico Gecko
The Taco Bell Dog
The Man in the Godzilla suit
Penn & Teller
FUCKIN' STAN LEE!!!
Dracula
... ... ... I know there's more- I just can't think of them right now...

oh!
...and Missy Suicide-
yeah...

I swear I'll meet that woman someday....

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 14:04:35 GMT

It's 8:30 in the FUCKING mornin'...

i'm so fucked-

My very own sparkle and fade qualities...

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 14:19:07 GMT

"End Of The Century" - BLUR

She said there's ants in the carpet
Dirty little monsters
Eating all the morsels
Picking up the rubbish
Give her effervescence
She needs a little sparkle
Good morning tv
You're looking so healthy

[Chorus:]
And we all say
Don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes
Because we feel the same
And kiss with dry lips
When we say goodnight
End of the century... it's nothing special

Sex on tv
Everybody's at it
And the mind gets dirty
As you get closer to thirty
He gives her a cuddle
They're glowing in a huddle
Good night tv
You're all made up
And you know that

[Chorus]

Can you eat her yes you can

[Chorus]

...ilikethissong

Monday, July 31, 2006

Mon, 31 Jul 2006 16:21:25 GMT

wow-

I sure am an abusive shit...

anyway, I have an idea for a script. But it might send me to hell...

I already know the title!
I want to call it-
DOLL

that's it

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 14:44:55 GMT

Man...

...
My existance doesn't satisfy me anymore...

(HURRY UP CORSET!!! >__<)

Monday, February 06, 2006

Mon, 06 Feb 2006 15:06:55 GMT

I need -
Well, I don't need anything really. I want some wholesome Pecans or somethin'...

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 15:36:42 GMT

(Note: I figure since Tawo0 not only disgraced my xanga with such filth as sports but made up for it infinitely with her odd ccs abilities, this is merely a humble homage to the miss adventurous herself.)

The Oddities of-

Queen Mechanical

Somewhere in your eyes…

there’s a thousand words

In a thousand places

Like in the shadows

And in the light

Where a story is hidden

the most important, may I add,

That, in a way, programs

And sets

A pendulum

To swing

Forth and back

To and from

And in this story

Lies a strange mechanic-

Mechanical to be exact-

That rules among the many lands

Lands created from time

In which the mechanic

Has then created

In which emotion presides

Lands in the heart,

Lands in the head,

Within a boy

And within a girl

Is that same mechanic-

Mechanical to be precise-

That reigns over the excess

The excess of this inner

Human empire

However-

In a boy

Lies a lady

Who keeps a manner

Not so honest

Almost as a trollop

With a disillusioned will

And a harlot’s activity

She is a lady

Of harlot prosthetic

Exercises strange

Materialistic religion

In which the flesh

Is always the highest prize

But-

In a girl

Lies a queen

Who keeps a manner

True too honest

Almost a religion

With a stone testimonial

And with royal activity

For she is a queen

The queen mechanical

Exercises odd

Religious material

In which the flesh

Is her own secret regime

…

This is the law

Of the queen mechanical

Who’s heart and head

Are strange

Strange

Clockwork.

~SHeeP~^__^

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 05:36:20 GMT

this is tawoo complaining that the longhorns won. man. i can't believe i waited ALL DAY for this and then. well, it was good fun e___e.

TALKING SPORTS ON THE SHEEP'S XANGA?! OH HO HO HO, SLY OF ME. totally tainted, sheep. TAINTED with the FILTH of SPORTS....
so erh, sheep isn't updating his xanga because he's ~~gay~~ ~~stupid~~ ~~retarded~~ more interested in his livejournal, if that ? hell if i know. so i'm just updating the page 'cause i'm sick of his "oooh i have fans d'aww" thing.

right-o.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:30:06 GMT

... wow, i have a fan club.

odd...

I'm not used to having fans, you know?
I miss my jasmine -

hmmm....

...
~THe enD!~

Friday, July 08, 2005

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 18:52:01 GMT

well, it's been a while hasn't it...

My...

I forgot all bout you, xanga...

hmmm...

what am I trying to do here?

someone tell me!

if you won't

Then I suppose it's pointless

to ask, that is

oh well

what the hell...

let me wake up

the fun parts don't end as quickly as you think...

they truly don't

~THe enD~